Thank you to the lovely Hayley at Devon Mama who tagged me to complete ‘The Little One' tag on behalf of my boys. Though, seeing as Clark is now at an age where he has an answer for everything, I thought I’d give this tag a little twist and ask Clark the questions directly.
So last night, just before bed (something which I regret as he didn’t stop talking after!) I decided to have a little Q&A session with the apple of my eye, the one who rules this roost.
I’ve not edited this, I’ve just typed exactly what he said and how he said it ......
WHAT’S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING 2? Because I can be naughty
Mummy’s comments: I think what he’s trying to say is he likes to push boundaries. When he hears don’t do that, it clearly means, oh please continue to do that until you break it, hurt yourself, hurt your brother, hurt me etc.
… AND WHAT’S THE WORST THING? Err train, ticket man, errr ticket
Mummy’s comments: No idea, I can’t even interpret this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE TOY? Err Buzz Lightyear
Mummy’s comments: I would have loved him to pick any of the toys he received for Christmas, but instead he chose his broken-winged-battery-dying Buzz Lightyear from Christmas 2015. Sorry Buzz, it's soon to be shelf time for you!
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO DO? Brush teeth and play trains yeaaah hahaha and play big train.
Mummy’s comments: Well, that’s a lie. He hates brushing his teeth. I won’t correct him though, it may have a positive impact in his brushing teeth routine.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO WEAR? Dinosaur pocket trousers
Mummy’s comments: Good choice, these were bought for him the other day from Asda. Happy with this answer. They have an embroidered Dinosaur on the pocket hence 'dinosaur pocket trousers!'
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG? Err Peter Rabbit CBeebies tune, I'm just taking my pants off, need a wee wee now be back in a minute.
Mummy’s comments: He doesn’t even like Peter Rabbit, he always asks me to turn it over. And yes, yes he is weeing on the toilet.. but we continue with our interview as it’s very rare I get time to blog nowadays!
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? (Still on the toilet) Scrambled egg I like scrambled egg, like the Gruffalo. Gruffalo found the mouse. Now I’m pooing mummy, mummy sit right there on the floor.
Mummy’s comment: He stinks.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO WATCH ON TV? Go go Power Rangers
Mummy’s comment: We’re back in bed now. Yes, this is definitely his favourite at the moment, though I’m not sure I’m keen with the fact he now role plays as the red ranger and always wants to play fight? To be honest, I’d prefer him to watch this than Masha and the Bear.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK? (At this point he does a massive fart, finds it hysterical) Dinosaur book
Mummy’s comment: He stinks.
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Me and Cruisey and daddy and nana and everybody.
Mummy’s comment: I’m disappointed he doesn’t find me funny. In my honest opinion I am frigging hilarious so I’m not sure what he’s on about. Must be because he’s tired.
WHO DO YOU LOVE, AND WHY? Er Nana, Grandpa, well everybody!
Mummy’s comment: Obvious choices, though again disappointed I am not listed.
So there you have it! As you can tell he’s a genius in English and loves nothing more than to pass wind, use every tactic in the book to get out of getting into bed and will even go to the extent of saying he loves brushing his teeth…Maybe I should have just interviewed Cruise..!
I’m tagging Lauren at Mummy is a Gadget Geek - I look forward to reading yours!
All you need to do is answer the following questions on behalf of your little one..or in my case ignore the rules and interview your talking child instead (Go with the first!)
1. Thank the person who nominated you.
2. Then, answer these questions on behalf of your little one:
· What’s the best thing about being <your age>?
· Favourite toy?
· Favourite thing to do?
· Favourite outfit?
· Favourite television programme?
· Favourite book?
· Favourite food?
· Favourite song?
· What makes you laugh?
· Who do you love and why?
3. Then copy and paste the little pic at the bottom which The Secret Life of the Baby made up into your post.
4. Nominate who you’d like to take part in the #littleonetag
5. And please tweet your post with the hashtag #littleonetag and copy me in @mamawilkos and @babyanonblog.